We're Here and We're Queer, So Get Used To It! XD

Have you ever encountered those loud openly gay men? I have. I, Myself have the pleasure of having two of my very own. In my family there are 4 of us, Yes, my crazy, schizofrantic, off the wall mother managed to scream all four of us out of there almost right after the other. Anyway, back to my brothers. There are two, both openly gay. Haven't you ever noticed how gay people are always well off? Well dressed and...

School books are a bitch! DX

Are any of you old, senile, semi- illiterate bastrads going back to school? We'll here's a tip for you. I am, and I don't know about you guys, but i'm terrified. When I was registering to go to San Antonio Community College, I totally freaked out when I bombed the reading and math parts of the accuplacer. All my retarded ass can say about that is, I made below a 60 on BOTH, yes, that's right, Scarlet's a total dumbass. XD We'll about a week ago I went to see one of the school's programs for women, the program helps women with children and in wierd situations with lending them the books they need for their classes all semester. So, I went in to try and see if they could help me out come the next semester I am going, hence, Summer I. I walked up to the front desk and ask the fairly short and disgruntled, middle-aged mexican woman, how I might be able to use their resources. " Excuse me, Tell me about the program, i've been out of school for about three years now, and i'm interested in how the program works because I might not be able to afford my books this semester." The woman pauses for a moment, then speaks," You want to borrow the books?" she asked with a mexican accent. I rolled my eyes(like I didn't know what they DID for the students, I wanted to know HOW, and WHAT I needed to provide in order for them to let me borrow the books..), "Yes. And how might I go about finding out such a task?" The woman snuffed, " Do you have Foodstamps? WIC? or Medicade?", "Yes, WIC.", "Then all you need is to bring that proof with you to get the books." I looked at her for a moment. "OOOKAY. I have that information with me now, is it possible that I can get the books TODAY so that I may have them for class when it starts June 8th?" ," Ma'am, you have to wait for the second day of classes before you can come and borrow the books." The woman hands me a sheet. "Here, you need to find out what books you need and with the proof of your WIC, and we can lend you the books on the second day of classes." ," Uh, is it possible for you to look them up? I have my schedule right here, and you have a computer right there, and the back of this office is totally filled with ALL the books of every class in the school, so could you help me out, so that I may turn in the paperwork now, and just come back second day of class to recive my books?" The woman croaked," No. you have to take the form to the school bookstore and ask them to look them up for you, then bring the forms back the second day of class, we open up at 8:00 A.M., and ma'am it's first come first served." With great desire to jump over the table and bitch slap the woman, I thanked her, turned, and left.

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Big Ideas. Evey genius you know, your friends, your family, your one nighters, they ALL have their crazy and outrageous ideas. Like me for instance, I always have all these ideas and things that go on in my head that could possibly make me a, 'millionaire.' For example; I started writing a book three years ago and haven't finished. I began making beaded jewelry which I people said I had a real talent for about five years ago and that went good for awhile before it died out and people stopped ordering and I stopped tying to sell them. Eversince I was a little girl I wanted to be a singer and have my own band. As I got older, that went straight to hell as I now royally suck at singing, my voice changed into a sorry excuse for a draggs performance of Madonna's, "Like a Virgin." I sat my fat ass down recently and began to think, I wonder if everyone being affected by the economic times, has sat down as I have and started to wonder about thier big ideas, hopes, and dreams that they haven't done yet, or in their lives never got around to achieving. I wonder, what have YOU wanted to be or do eversince you were a kid and NEVER got around to doing it or have done it? So, are you a fucking filthy rich bazillionaire? Did your hopes and dreams and big ideas work for you? I think that this topic would be very intereting if my readers did comment on this. I wanna know, bitches, did YOU live your dreams? Or are you at home sitting on your fat ass getting your government money, wondering how life could have been? Tell us, people, did you live your dreams?

Video-Youtube (possibly) Interview!

Interviewing bloggers, what an interesting idea. A good blogger friend of mine, Nando, as many of you might know him from the infamous "NANDOISM" blog. He came up with the idea to "video interview," some of his favorite bloggers. I of course, was chosen becuase I was the coolest one out of them all. (LOL. JAYKAY! XD) Well, anyway, yes, I thought that it was one of the coolest ideas to see me and a few of some of nandos other fav's on youtube and also posted on Nandoism. As for now, nando hasn't really done it yet, but i'm pretty sure we'll be getting around to that soon. So be on the look out for Scarlet, and the interview on me, and for Scarlet's Universe, hopefully Nand and I and the other bloggers get around to it. I think it would be awesome to see. So, anywho, what's been going on lately?

Lack of Motivation?

Blah. Have you ever just had one of those days where you feel like crap? Too sleepy to even open one eye lid? Too groggy to even tell your significant other that their cell phone bill came in and it was more than $200.00 because you decided to call your family in Mexico three nights before? Well, today people is one of those days for me, just not anything to do with the above. I'm just feeling a bit overwhelmed with all the things going on, And just wondering if you have ever felt the same. You sit there and think, ok, I have this, this and this to do before I put it off so damn long ill be 40 by the time I get to it. @.@ I personally am a procrastinator, when being a single mom, that word shouldn't even be creeping into my thoughts, but it does. Sometimes, I just look at all the responsibilities that I have and go, "Fuck. Help me, Jesus." So, right now as I am typing this up, I wonder what crap YOU have to deal with in your everyday life, and are you as stressed as me? Smoking a pack, or two, or ...three a day so keep sane? (Just don't go more than five, we wouldn't want any premature lung cancer diagnosis.) I mean, shit, our economy sucks enough, do we ALL REALLY have to go down with it? No. Not with out a fight. So, if your depressed and you can't live with out that square every 5 seconds, then by all means go kill yourself with your cancer sticks, but if you can resist, then get up off YOUR fat ass America, don't give up and be like one of the many filing for umemployement, because I haven't. If your feeling groggy, sleepy, horny, then snap the hell out of it, you've got your family to take care of and mouths to feed. So, there. There's your fucking motivation, that should have been it from the start. And if you need focus, you have to find it in yourself. No one can help you with that, that has to do with yourself, and how you can manage your self-control to make your ass look at what's right in front of you and stop procrastinating, because no one, I mean NO ONE is going to help you focus, or even do it for you. People are just a distraction. Find yourself first, and help yourself and your own before you can relax and help others. I'm sorry, but that's just the way things look right now. So, how are you holding up?

Income Tax. So, what you fuckers blow it on?

Mostly what I like about the new year is when everybody recieves their W-2 forms. Ho-yeah, who doesn't like a good estimate of what the govermnment is going to give back? Anyway, Being the way I am and unfortunately, unfortunate most of the time, I gave my brother my W-2's' from last year and he did my taxes for me. (I love my big brother BTW, we don't know crap about filing taxes so he just does everyone in the immediate family's online. xD) Anywho, I was just glad to know in anycase that my check wasn't going to be $35.00. Most people I know, when they get their tax return, they the first thing they do is cash it, and/ or deposit (those people are idiots, though 'cuz they gotta wait a week to access their money, but then again they'll recieve the full amount without having to pay the fee to cash it.), go out to eat, go to the mall and start shopping like it's going out of style, and splurge on unnecessary things like, CD's, shoes, jewelry, gift's for friend's who probably ain't spending their income tax on your ass, and video games- like there's no tomorrow. Well, this year, I've decided not to splurge, or spontaneously combust with the urge to spend, spend, spend. I am going to take care what needs to be taken care of and be a little more responsible this year. And, I hope to freaken hell, that you guys didn't already blow it on a new car to replace the car you already have, which most-likely works perfectly fine, just to look cool in front of your friends. Well, guess what dumb fuck, that's more gas money you have to pull out of your ass ALL FUCKING YEAR LONG. So, like I was saying, So, what you fuckers blow it on?

Men

Ok, I was talking with my aunt the other day about someone in particular. So, in her old weird and senile age, she decides to give me advice on men. Apparently she had gone to see, "He's just not in to you." and all of a sudden thinks she knows everything about how to get a man, and making one want you. So she tells me that day, "Erika, you know that guy your talking to? Yeah, Seaworld, you need not to call him, text him, or even make him think you want him. Becuase men that are older, if you vatallad, he's just going to be having it in his head that he can have you wrapped around his finger, oistes? Now, I saw that movie and kinda more less know now how I can relate to that and you can too. Now, you like Mr. Seaworld? Yes? Ok, then you need to let that man come to you, you NEVER go to a man, oistes? Listen to tia she knows what she's talking about. Because Erika, I'm a married woman, and I've been there with men, I know. Just like with your Tio Serjio, what happens if he were to die on me or decides to leave me for another woman? i'd have to fend for myself and provide for my girls. Daniel, stop talking that way to your cousin, you talk nice. Anyway, Like I said make him want you. Your a very beautiful young girl, Erika, but trust no man. You also need to learn to be very discreet with your man. Ya'll are just friends though, still, right? Ok, well then you just tell Mr. Seaworld, You know I like you as a friend, but right now, I just need to focus on me and my son. Because right now, look how your life is Erika, you've just gotten away from your psycho child's father, aye, diosito. And you were smart enough to finally get away from him and say you've had enough. And you should just stay that way for now. Remember, no man's gonna EVER take care of you, because men these days and at that age. All they want to do is vatallad. And you don't need to be getting pregnant again. (this is were I rolled my eyes)Just tell him you just want to remain friends for now, until you get your education, and get a better job. Now, can you buy tia a little something from, Whole Foods? You know you got that Lonestar."

What fine?

Ok, here's what the hell happend to me. That one CD I was telling you guys about, *Nand holding up a copy in the crowd* yes, that one. Well, that damn orientation CD got stolen. Yup, that's right. Scarlet just got jacked, the old-fashion way. My friend Miriam, she got the job, and had asked me if she could take the CD home to make a copy because, they re-test after the first three months and give a raise if you pass. Well, she promised, " Hey, girl, lemme borrow the orientashion CD to make a cupy." I was like, sure! But, please do bring it back! I really need it to study! I have the test next week! " Oh, yeah, i'll be here tomorrow. (Last Friday)" Friday Morning...and Miriam is no where to be found, I leave voicemails and txt messages, but the bitch never responds. Well, the test is tomorrow (Tuesday, Feburary 10th, BTW, Little Caesars is having CAD). And I haven't done my refresher study-who-be-whatty, you know what I mean. And here's the wonderful part, if i don't get it back from her, I have to pay a fine, which happens to be a shit load 'o cash. Well, wish me luck guys, being a cashier at Little Caesars hasn't really done any justice...That lying whore.

All Hail: Nandoism.

Nando. This guy is fucking amazing. His blog ttly makes Scarlet's Universe look like shit. Which MIGHT explain as to why we only have 3 members in the first place. LOL. *sigh* Anyway, back to my point. Nando is the funniest guy I've stumpled upon. His blog is hilarious, talks about anything an everything that seems to be on his mind, and is ttly not boring. Right now I love Nando, he's my blog-idel now. He kinda sorta reminds me of my brothers, not only the funny part, and his outspoken mind, he's ttly gay. Yup, that's right. n.n Don't hate, either, ya'll are just jealous you can't have him.~ Like I was saying both of my brothers are gay and I love them dearly. Nando seems to be an amazing sweet guy with alot to offer. Nando, You rock my sox, and I ttly believe your blog tops us all. You are the ultimate blogger. Love you. <3 Your the shizzit, hun. ;D

Annoying People

Ok. There's nothing more I hate than an annoying person. For instance, the other day I was running an errand and happend to have to use a computer where I was currently taking care of business. There was this woman sitting next to me who was, you know talking to other people, and doing whatever it is she was doing. Then all of a sudden, out of no where she starts yelling, 'It's like a hurrican! It's like a hurrican!' And I'm all like, WTF?! Dude, that doesn't make you look cool, infact you look fucking retarded. First off nobody knows what the fuck it is your talking about. And Second If there WAS a hurrican im pretty damn sure we all would have figured that out WAAAY before your crazy, insane, lunatic, RETARDEDLY RETARDED spontaneous outburst, on account there might be some strong winds and heavy rainfall, and the roof of the building we were in would have most likely been blown away, for Jehovah's sake.

Fucking CD.

Ok, I got stuck reading this whole damn thing on how to be a Customer Service Rep for a hospital. (they're the ones that register patients. n.n) Well, my dumb-ass thought that it was gonna be a lil bit of reading, but no. No, it was a fucking orientaion disk, with everything from A-Z on how to fucking register; out-patients; in-patients; pre-registering; Patients for rehab; patients for the pyshc part of the hospital; even patients for O.B. GYN. I'm like, WTF, no one told me that this was orientation, til I looked down at the CD case. yay. I'm slow. BTW, im only half-way through it. So, yeah. Uh! In your face, dad.I'm not as slow as you. And it fucking took me from 12-4:30 to get there. I got aways to go. ._.

John UpDIKE.

This might be a little awkward n wierd, but when I was in high school our senior english class was reading some book, don't remember which one, but it was by 'John Updike.' Knowing how stupid, and incredibley immature we were, my peeps and I were all like, 'what? DIKE?' You know and saying stupid little wise cracks everytime the teacher said his name. Back to the point, He died Tuesday at age 76 of lung cancer, and freakin won the pulitzer prize (for you dumb-asses who don't know what that is, it's the highest national honor for newspaper journalism, literary achievements and musical composition.) He wrote about 50 novels in his career, and started back in the 1950s. I love to write, and am currently officially being lazy and not working on the book I started. Someday, maybe I'll be as great as him. As for now, that was kinda gay in a way so say, and in some ways it wasn't bottom line is: Rest in Peace you great author, John UpDIKE, you.

T-shirt Hell.com

T-shirthell.com is gonna be closed. Nu...I didn't even get to get any shirtz...You should go and visit. And ttly, buy one and wear it for me. xD Yeah, but beware, dun go if your gonna get all butt-hurt by what you see. Sorry, no pussies allowed. But please do visit them before they go outta business, they're shirts are ttly bitchin.' ;D

Intereseting Topic

Yesterday i had an interesting conversation with a friend about the theroy of the world ending in 2012. Honestly, to say the least, im not sure if I believe in it myself, but i do think that he is right about the earth changing. I do believe that that can happen given the circumstance that the story that I heard was: our galaxy was going to be in the center of the universe at that time, as was calculated by the Mayans whose calander is more exact than ours. The gravity from our solar system will change and the earths north and south poles are going to change. It was explained to me that scientists were investigating this and that the carbondating of the ice was only set to 4,000 years old, indicating that it hadn't been there very long which means the north and south poles were not in the exact same position before. In conclusion, I now don't believe that the world might be ending, just that it might drastically change. And we honsetly don't know when and if this is going to happen, I'm not sure im ready for 2012.

Scarlet s Universe Random Things

Scarlet's Universe! Bascially a blog about the things I like, and for people who are possibly me inna different body. n.n LOL. First up, my most beloved Anime and my first which is displayed, powered by Youtube. Go, on you, Sailormoon lovers, you. <3

Scarlet's Universe

Hello, all my name is Scarlet. Right now i'm just setting up, so all you peeps might have to wait awhile before you see any of

Scarlet's Universe.

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