Men

Ok, I was talking with my aunt the other day about someone in particular. So, in her old weird and senile age, she decides to give me advice on men. Apparently she had gone to see, "He's just not in to you." and all of a sudden thinks she knows everything about how to get a man, and making one want you. So she tells me that day, "Erika, you know that guy your talking to? Yeah, Seaworld, you need not to call him, text him, or even make him think you want him. Becuase men that are older, if you vatallad, he's just going to be having it in his head that he can have you wrapped around his finger, oistes? Now, I saw that movie and kinda more less know now how I can relate to that and you can too. Now, you like Mr. Seaworld? Yes? Ok, then you need to let that man come to you, you NEVER go to a man, oistes? Listen to tia she knows what she's talking about. Because Erika, I'm a married woman, and I've been there with men, I know. Just like with your Tio Serjio, what happens if he were to die on me or decides to leave me for another woman? i'd have to fend for myself and provide for my girls. Daniel, stop talking that way to your cousin, you talk nice. Anyway, Like I said make him want you. Your a very beautiful young girl, Erika, but trust no man. You also need to learn to be very discreet with your man. Ya'll are just friends though, still, right? Ok, well then you just tell Mr. Seaworld, You know I like you as a friend, but right now, I just need to focus on me and my son. Because right now, look how your life is Erika, you've just gotten away from your psycho child's father, aye, diosito. And you were smart enough to finally get away from him and say you've had enough. And you should just stay that way for now. Remember, no man's gonna EVER take care of you, because men these days and at that age. All they want to do is vatallad. And you don't need to be getting pregnant again. (this is were I rolled my eyes)Just tell him you just want to remain friends for now, until you get your education, and get a better job. Now, can you buy tia a little something from, Whole Foods? You know you got that Lonestar."

What fine?

Ok, here's what the hell happend to me. That one CD I was telling you guys about, *Nand holding up a copy in the crowd* yes, that one. Well, that damn orientation CD got stolen. Yup, that's right. Scarlet just got jacked, the old-fashion way. My friend Miriam, she got the job, and had asked me if she could take the CD home to make a copy because, they re-test after the first three months and give a raise if you pass. Well, she promised, " Hey, girl, lemme borrow the orientashion CD to make a cupy." I was like, sure! But, please do bring it back! I really need it to study! I have the test next week! " Oh, yeah, i'll be here tomorrow. (Last Friday)" Friday Morning...and Miriam is no where to be found, I leave voicemails and txt messages, but the bitch never responds. Well, the test is tomorrow (Tuesday, Feburary 10th, BTW, Little Caesars is having CAD). And I haven't done my refresher study-who-be-whatty, you know what I mean. And here's the wonderful part, if i don't get it back from her, I have to pay a fine, which happens to be a shit load 'o cash. Well, wish me luck guys, being a cashier at Little Caesars hasn't really done any justice...That lying whore.