Scarlet's Universe: Scarlet's Universe

Hello, all my name is Scarlet. Right now i'm just setting up, so all you peeps might have to wait awhile before you see any of

Scarlet's Universe.

Sorry. :/

I haz jokes. lmao. xD

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bath water.
Yo mama so old she used to babysit Jesus.
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died.
Yo mama so ugly every time she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and got marked absent.
Yo mama so tall, she tripped over k-mart, stumbled over wal-mart, and landed on target.
Yo mama so poor when I walked into her house, two mice jumped me and a rat stole my wallet.
Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo mama so fat when she bungie jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

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